Desperate for more stuff I have been looking a bit more closely at the stories from German writers out there. Well, writer
s is probably a bit overstating it, since it looks like there aren't much more than one or two authors on the German side of the fandom either. *sigh*
I think
joandarck wanted to know a bit more about the German stuff and I thought that maybe some other community members would be interested too.
The Content:Most of the stories are labelled 'humor' and are indeed crackfic. Unsurprisingly, since the German dub is pretty much a crackfic of the original. The fics have another layer of crack put on top of that though. I really like some of the story-ideas.
Missverständnis mit Folgen (A Misunderstanding With Consequences)
by T'len: Brett, who has a crush on his best friend but thinks he's straight, witnesses Danny getting it on with a guy. At least that's what he thinks he witnesses. After he has made his move the next day, i.e. jumps Danny, it turns out that it was a mix-up, of course. Danny doesn't really complain about how things have played out though. (Brett: "I had no idea you like cock." Danny: "Depends on what's attached to the cock, really.")
Be careful with the things you start (sic)
by T'len: A tag drabble for "The Old, the New, and the Deadly". After the boys have been knocked out by jealous husband Brett demands compensation for lost dignity/hot chick and robs a kiss from Danny. Mr. Wilde’s reaction: Finally!!! *smooches back*
Folgenreiche Weihnacht (A Momentous Christmas)
by T'len: Christmas with the Sinclair family. Danny tries to hide from an ugly cousin of Brett, who wants to get her grubby paws on him. Getting desperate, he finally tells her he's gay and has a boyfriend to get her of his back. Since he showed up with Brett at the party, she does the math and tells everyone in attendance that the Earl is gay. Brett is not amused. His family seems delighted though (a bit too delighted if you ask me). It all ends with a loudly applauded kiss under the mistletoe and the boys
getting hardons recognizing they really liked it.
Schiff Ahoi! (Ship Ahoy!)
by T'len: Danny unaware buys a chatter that offers gay cruises. (Totally ignoring the time frame of the show. All people have a very relaxed twenty-first century attitude towards homosexuality, safe-sex tips included.) Brett unaware has booked a tour on it. Hilarity ensues. Brett tries to escape untoward advances from other cruise attendees by pretending Danny is his boyfriend, while Danny is busy flirting with the receptionist (the staff is all female because of harassment concerns). He finally talks Brett into a threesome with the receptionist to prove to her that they're totally not gay. Yeah, that turns out exactly like you/any slashgirl thinks it does. :P
Paraphrasing some dialog in respect to their former same-sex experiences:
Brett: “Well yeah, sometimes we would …”
Danny: “Circle jerks?”
Brett: “Why are you always so vulgar, Daniel?”
Danny: “Am I right, or am I right?”
Brett: “Yeah. Right.”
Danny: “So. Top or bottom?”
Brett didn’t dignify this with an answer.
( Fifteen more crackfic plots under the cut ... )